How did we ever survive

According to the lectures I had this week, myself and countless others should be incredibly brain damaged. This is because mothers* of my age group did the following:

• Smoked while pregnant and after hatching
• Drank while pregnant and after hatching
  
• Drank Coffee, Tea, Coke, Pepsi, Tab
  
• Bottle Fed

Throw in the fact that I probably ate some lead paint along the way and it is a wonder I don't need a telethon.


* I'm not implying my mother or your mother did any of the following... I'm just saying.